OMG!!! As if...

Seriously?

SERIOUSLY???


The absolute indignity!  They say it even comes as a disco ball or an air freshener.  I would never curl up or snuggle with Mother again and cannot imagine anything more humiliating than walking around the store with a little pink flower over my...well, my...my backside.  I would just sit there, not moving or greeting anyone, and I would have to learn to walk backwards so I could always face away from people.  A pink flower?  Or even worse, a disco ball???

Check out Rear Gear here and make sure you block the website for ever from your parents.  You don't want them getting any ideas, my friends.


~Wilbur